How to make a bowl of friendship

It's not easy to be a friend you have to be a role model and you have to be able to help each other. Another thing is that you have to be honest, reliable, and you got to able to show each other right from wrong. 

I've got a recipe for kindness, it's how to make a bowl of friendship. 

You need a :
A spoonful of love
A pinch of kindness
1 cup helpfulness
A small pinch of criticism
5 cups of humor
1/4 cup of salt and sugar to 
keep your friendship bitter and sweet.
4 ounces of liquid metal to keep it, rock solid.
1 bag of skittles for all your different moments
And lastly a fair amount of glue to keep it all together.  

Step 1- Add your love, kindness, helpfulness, criticism, friendship and humor into a bowl and mix thoroughly.

Step 2-  Now put your ingredients in a food processor with your salt, sugar, metal and skittles.

Step 3- After it has been processed place it all in a decorated bowl 

Step 4- Add your glue and....... 

You will have an everlasting friendship.